4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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