And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
