Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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