took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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