so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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