Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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