yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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