i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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