laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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