My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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