I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Someone came in the potted fern
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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