I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
wow bdsm is so cute
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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