I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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