am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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