ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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