He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
honey bunches of taint.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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