marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
with your own penis?
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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