So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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