if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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