You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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