I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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