Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just found puke in my bra..
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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