who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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