just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The beer is more important than you right now.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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