Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm at about main and main street
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
did you just send me my own nude
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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