Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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