Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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