so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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