i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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