you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Gay?
German.
Pity.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
