im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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