I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i drank out of a bidet.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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