Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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