**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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