We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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