Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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