I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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