Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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