i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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