Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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