A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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