why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I booty called her while she was in labor.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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