my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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