the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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