you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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