so that wasnt chicken after all
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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