Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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