do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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