i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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