I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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