Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
did i walk over a car last night?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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