can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.