obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?