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  The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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• (925): View more from California

  just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.

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• (714): View more from California

  I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.

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• (323): View more from California

  I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel

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• (916): View more from California

  Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.

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• (408): View more from California

  Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators

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• (727): View more from Florida

  idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.

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