I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
not ubering you a puppy
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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