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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  How did your new apartment party go last night?

  (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She's like the pied piper of lesbians.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?

  (727): View more from Florida

  ME.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...

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