therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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