Someone shit on the floor
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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