i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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