He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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