thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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